Chronicles of Facepalm Moments

A friend and I were walking towards a fastfood chain for a seasonal box of French grub when it started raining.

Me: Go, payong  {referring to my umbrella which he was holding}!
Friend: Ugh, eto na. Lamiiiiiig.
Me: Huh? It's not naman ah? Or baka kasi I'm just balat-kalabaw.
Friend: Balat ba talaga? O pusong bato?

*facepalm*