Yaya Chronicle #1

*Note: This is posted for the sake of sharing and not to ostracize maids/helpers in the Philippines. Thank yew :P*

Me: {Woke up at 7 AM} Ate, how come wala akong breakfast?
Yaya: Ate, pwede bang later na lang? Hung over pa ako eh.
Me: *confused* Bakit, san ka nakipag inuman?
Yaya: Sa {name of an upscale club at The Fort}. Ladies' night eh.
Me: Ahhhhhh.